I used to think i was hung
then i saw what this elephant was packing
now im not taking my pants off for a week
riding elephants in bali was the most terrifying experience of my entire life. i thought it would never end, it went for fucking 3 hours or some shit. never again.
(Source: madfuture)
Caralho brother, rachei !
Sometimes you just gotta fuck, even at work.